Writings
A failed attempt at NaNoWriMo 2006.
Short Stories
- Pickles - A woman who just can’t pass up a free sausage.
- Bacon and Eggs - Fat man battles little man over breakfast.
- Feud - Two thugs steal a bus. Madness ensues.
- Angel - Grandma dies, granddaughter asks why, meaning of life revealed.
- Break - Pool for lovers.
- Death of a TV Psychologist - Apparently he offered some really bad advice.
- Last Stop - A story told in 100 words.
- No Rights - Guns and students: A new way of education.
- Something Beautiful - Deaf man meets blind woman, they fall in love, happiness ensues.
- The White Room - Forgetting the past, and then remembering it again.
Poetry
- Envy - Wanting what you don’t have can become quite confusing.
- Swept Away - Forgot my parachute.
- A Black Dot - An attempt (and subsequent failure) at comedic poetry.
- Bigger - It isn’t what you’re thinking.
- Am I Worthy? - Teenage angst.
- Certain - Short and sweet.
- Inadequacy - Beating yourself up for losing someone important.
- I Like Women - The rumors are true.
- Light - Because “Dark” was just too depressing as a title.
- Nothing Is Left - …Because I ate it all.
- Pants - More teenage-influenced writing.
- Pessimist - You probably won’t read this one.
- Rain - Careful, this one gets a bit slippery.
- Run Away - Because we don’t want you here anymore.
- Sirens - Trapped and scared.
- Someday - Invisibility isn’t as much fun as you’d think it would be.
- The Edge - Be careful, or you’ll fall in.
- The Lure - Praise for someone who probably didn’t deserve it.
- The Soul - This one works with the ladies.
- To the Ends of the Earth - I’m aware that the title is probably the most cliche’ thing I’ve ever written.
- We Are the Ones - They always ruin everything, don’t they?
Dramatic
- All White (PDF) - Stuck in a room with the most annoying woman in the world. What would you do?
- Lies! (PDF) - Never lie, children, or you’ll die!
- Never Let Go - A Monologue.
- Poker Night (PDF) - I hope this one’s funny.
- Vincent’s Night (PDF) - My first finished screenplay from Freshman year that wasn’t a complete joke. It’s still hilariously bad, though.